
By Mitch Findley, Muffin Muncher Minute
October 9, 2008
Golden Valley, Minn. - - The Setter's Camp Dropouts turned in another 2-1 performance against Kills With Kindness. The night was filled with more surprises than a transvestite hooker.
The night began with a huddle in the parking lot. As it turned out, Angela had locked her keys along with her shoes and socks in the car. Fortunately Megan, who happens to own stock in some locksmith company, was able to provide a number. Mitch added, "That was a real Muffin Muncher move."
So the Dropouts would have to go into battle short handed as Angela loitered in the parking lot waiting for the locksmith. After receiving a stern warning about swearing in the church, it was game time.
The Dropouts were outmanned but certainly not outgunned. Game one saw a gutty performance and a 26-24 overtime win. Everyone played a little harder with threats of, "If you miss another pass we are going to give Angela your shoes." Angela got unlocked just in time to jump in early in game 2. Kills With Kindness was able to prevail in game 2 but at a price. They lost 2 players to injury. "Say it aint so" Joe Sauro added, "I aint going to feel bad, the guy landed on my ankle on our side." Game 3 goes to the Dropouts in a very business like performance. Abra exclaimed, "All Day Baby, All Day!"
After the game, as the other team licked their wounds and limped out of the gym, the Dropouts had their cake, and ate it too.
Game Ball - Abra C
Injuries
Angela Pasyk - Ankle, Pride (probable)
Next up: Easy E's Big Gay Al's (MPLS Sports Center 8:20pm)
Chili before the game
4 comments:
I cannot believe you created a blog. Awesome!
amazing. this might become the highlight of my fridays.
also, my pride is fully restored. nothing like a good dose of humility to put your in your place
I have no life
Seriously!?! This is actually pretty awesome! Love it!
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